Spork Dork

Tighty-whities look ridiculous on any guy older than four. Boxers are just not serious underwear.  The boys deserve our support.   That leaves boxer-briefs.   Sure, they’re like bike shorts with a handy outtake vent, but if you’re caught in a bank robbery and forced to strip to your underwear you’ll only look slightly less silly than the 300 pound guy in the baby banana hammock*.  Just one less delusional paranoid fear to worry about?

Over the Hedge:  Rationalizing crazy shit since 1995

*A tip-o-the-pen to Stephan Pastis, creator of  the comic Pearls Before Swine whose editor wouldn’t let him use “banana hammock” in his strip last week.  Remember, amateurs borrow.  Professionals steal.

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