Vampires are so over. That whole head twister sex thing on True Blood last night iced it. I like True Blood, but there was a Sea World of shark jumping going on in that scene. Don’t make me. I made you. I hate you. I love you. I have no choice so, I’ll twist your head around backwards so I don’t have to look it while I’m involuntarily banging you. Huh?
You know what will put True Blood back on track? Zombies. Zombies will restore the balance of supernatural power in Bon Ton. I want to see that Mississippi King command an army of werewolves and vampires vs. an army of zombies. I want to see zombies storming the shores of Gulf Port. I want to see Jackson in flames as a zombie General Sherman marches to the sea. I mean if you’re going to jump the shark, let’s put a ram jet on the thing and shoot it into orbit.
Zombie space sharks. Now that would be awesome.