I saw a weresquid with a children’s menu in his mouth
Sliding through the streets of Bellevue in the rain
He was looking for a place called Applebees
Going to get himself a big dish of Mac-n-Cheese
Werequids of Omaha
If you hear him howling around your rumpus room door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got slimed late last night
Werewsquids of Omaha again
Werewsquids of Omaha
He’s the furry-feeling mista who ran amuck in La Vista
Lately he’s been overheard in Ralston
Better stay away from him
He’ll rip your spleen out, Jim
Just like an evil whaler
Weresquids of Omaha
Well, I saw Dick Cheney walking with a queen
Doing the
I saw Dick Cheney dancing with a queen
Doing the
I saw a weresquid drinking a fuzzy nipple at Chili’s bar.
His tentacles were twitching.
Weresquids of Omaha.
Draw blood
Hey Michael – I made the mistake of drinking coffee while reading your parody. My laptop and t-shirt now need a good cleaning from my laughing so hard.
I’m sure Warren Zevon is NOT spinning in his grave, instead he’s sitting up and singing along! Thanks for a great laugh of the day.
That. Was awesome.
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