Monthly Archives: March 2011
What’s Written on the Back of Hammy’s Eyelids?
People always ask me where I get my ideas. I bought this one on Ebay. Had to outbid Stephan Pastis and Darby Conley for it. Over the Hedge: Sparing no expense to entertain you since 1995.
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Probing Suburbia
I think UFO’s are real. I mean, maybe they’re not aliens, but there’s something going on. Too many unexplained sightings. What I don’t get is why the sightings are all so similar. No one ever sees a a flying spatula … Continue reading
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Have You Hugged an Alien Today?
I doubt aliens smell like cherry Starbursts. Mostly because of the pine tree deodorizer hanging from their rear-view mirror. How do I know these things? I could tell you but then I’d have to flash you. I mean, with my … Continue reading
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Limabeanasproutaphobia
I like this Committed cartoon I did from 2002. The perspectives’ a little weird, but overall it’s not too badly drawn. I like Liz with her mouth just open. Less is more.
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Introducing Sven, One Handsome Hunk of Swede
Maybe Sven can be our 4th wheel? He’s cute. Strong appeal to the women demo. He’s Nordic. We’ve always been very big in Scandinavia. And, of course, everyone likes a massage. Even air massages. Who wants an air massage from … Continue reading
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We Are Fa-mi-ly!
We are family I got all my peeps with me We are family Get up ev’rybody and HUG! Ev’ryone can see we’re the same As you sit there and stare (GLARE) you glare at a squirrel of some fame In … Continue reading
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The Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die
Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die 4. Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet. 3. Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation. 2. Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet … Continue reading
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The March of the Butterflies
That’s a great middle panel. Because, you know, it’s really hard to get butterflies to march in formation like that.
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Snack Long and Prosper
Here are the listed ingredients in a Twinkie: Enriched Bleached Wheat Flour [Flour, Reduced Iron, B Vitamins (Niacin, Thiamine Mononitrate (B1), Riboflavin (B2), Folic Acid)], Corn Syrup, Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Water, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable and/or Animal Shortening (Soybean, … Continue reading
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Probing Hammy’s Brain
The Happy Face visual punch line is nice, but Hammy’s, “I didn’t see any ducks,” makes me laugh. I think this explains why I’m not a more successful writer.
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