Monthly Archives: September 2011
Spleen! Spleen! Spleen!
One spleen: not funny. Two spleens: sorta funny, but not really. Three spleens: comedy combustion. Four spleens: shut up already about the spleens.
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Twinkies and Queso: Breakfast of Champions
This… plus this… equals this… Yum.
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The One Written By My Subconscious
I swear when I wrote this, I was just trying to come up someplace weird for the guy to end up. I wasn’t thinking the GPS/Google/Skynet Map App lead the guy on top of the grill to destroy him in … Continue reading
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The One With the Terminator Lawnmower
What’s Singularity you ask? From Wikipedia: Technological singularity refers to the hypothetical future emergence of greater-than human intelligence through technological means. Since the capabilities of such an intelligence would be difficult for an unaided human mind to comprehend, the occurrence … Continue reading
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Miracles and Curses and Oboes, Oh My!
That may be a clarinet RJ’s playing, but I’ve decided it’s an oboe. Oboe’s just a funnier instrument. Fun to say and fun to play. And hard to play. Really, really hard to play. Double reeds and all that. And … Continue reading
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The 23rd Sign of the Apocylapse
When unemployed small furry mammals get a credit card.
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Top 5 Voices Inside My Head
We all hear voices in our head. But who’s voice? Here’s the top 5 voices in my head: 5. Christopher Walken: “Life is short. Waste it online.” 4. Sean Connery: “Get the ?!@#!! back to work you lazy sod” 3. … Continue reading
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Elizabeth Warren On The Social Contract
I’m really liking her. Warren for President in 2016?
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The Hammy Prime Directive
Like Star Trek, we at Over the Hedge have our own prime directive: The Hammy Prime Directive. As the right of Hammy to live in accordance with his natural innocence is considered sacred, no Over the Hedge character may interfere … Continue reading
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The One With Variable Comic Strip Panel Integrity
Memo To: All Over the Hedge Characters (Except Verne): Re: Panel Integrity Be advised that today’s strip will feature panels with variable structural integrity. Panels may or may not break, bend or give way altogether depending on punchline necessity. … Continue reading →
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