5. She doesn’t just think she can dance. She can dance.
4. Cheerleader look secretly popular in countries that hate us for our freedoms.
3. Supports marriage for all gay sharks (dolphins).
2. Can’t wait to say, “Ich bin ein eyeliner.”
1. Completely harmless.
Is this week’s series brought to us by another creepy old guy crush?
Old guy crush or not Brittany is a cute one.