Monthly Archives: November 2011
The One Without Frosty the Wise Man
I have it on high authority (someone on Twitter) that Santa is dressed as the Sugar Plum Fairy. Either that or Santa has some cross-dressing issues.
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The One With Jesus the Red-Nosed Savior
I see T placed Frosty the Wiseman in there. But Santa in a tutu? Is it Santa “The Nutcracker” Claus? Swan Santa? I’ll ask T and get back to you. Warning: it may take awhile. All my emails to him … Continue reading
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Top 5 Over the Hedge Onamonapias
5: FOOM!: the sound of zombie leaves being nuked. 4: SMUCK!: the sound of a soggy Twinkie colliding with Verne’s head. 3: TWOOP!: the sound of a nut exiting Hammy’s ear. 2: SQUEEEP!: the sound of RJ finding half a … Continue reading
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Only You Can Prevent a Flaming Zombie Leaf Extermination
I think the mouse may be a smoker. Or a pyromaniac. Or maybe he’s just always prepared. When I figure it out, you’ll be the first to know.
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Zombie Leaves vs. The Strategic Twinkie Reserve
For the 99.9% of you who aren’t obsessed with Over the Hedge, RJ keeps a Strategic Twinkie Reserve. We’re not sure, but it’s rumored to be an underground facility guarded by ninja mice and warepoodles. So, as you enjoy your … Continue reading
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Top 5 Things That Are Always Way More Fun With Jazz Hands
5. Republican Presidential Debates 4. Occupying Wall Street 3. Bailing out Greece and Italy 2. Planking. 1. Sex
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The One With Hagar the Horrible Snorer
Actually, Hagar has sleep apnea. We’re all very concerned. Helga has tried to get him to see a doctor, but you know Vikings. They’ll travel to Greenland, discover a new world and get massacred by Native Greenlandians (Greenlanders?) before they’ll … Continue reading
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Deus Ex Cartoonist
Yeah, I know… Deus Ex Cartoonist sort of means God out of the Cartoonist. Which could be painful depending on what form God takes. Like, say, a burning bush.
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The Grinch Who Stole the First Christmas
This was a good idea, that was clearly too complicated to pull off. Although, I do deserve props for rhyming infant and lenient. Maybe if I’d suggested to T that Hammy wear Max tie-on antlers it could have been saved. … Continue reading →
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