I sincerely regret equipping Hammy with such a dangerous weapon.
Not because I don’t believe in the right to arm squirrels, but because there’s nothing destructive about Hammy.
Hammy’s a hugger, not a hater.
Even of patio furniture.
I sincerely regret equipping Hammy with such a dangerous weapon.
Not because I don’t believe in the right to arm squirrels, but because there’s nothing destructive about Hammy.
Hammy’s a hugger, not a hater.
Even of patio furniture.
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Starting a fire by hugging patio furniture? Hmmm, that would involve friction, right? Not a pretty picture! Not one you want to paint if you want to remain in any of the family oriented newspapers!!!
If you don’t want him to have it, I’ll take it off your hands.