Monthly Archives: February 2012
Top 5 Ways to Improve The Walking Dead
5. Throw Lori to the Walkers. 4. Have the Walkers throw Lori back. 3. Add cowboys and aliens. 2. Two words: Zombie Glee 1. Add a polar bear and a mad French woman.
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The One Where RJ Keeps His Conscience In the Fridge Next To the Cocktail Onions
Actually this is the second or third comic where RJ keeps his conscience in the fridge next to the cocktail onions. Cocktail onions are used to make a Gibson. A Gibson is simply a gin martini with onions instead of … Continue reading
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Joey is the Cruelest Month
January is the liquid nitrogen of months. February is the cruelest month. March is the the darkest before the dawn month. April is the nuttiest professor of months. May is the Glee of months. June is the triumph of hope … Continue reading
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Never Let Your Dramatic License Expire
Please, before it’s too late, go down to the DAV (Department of Artistic Vehicles), stand in line, be patient when you get to the head of the line and six out ten clerks go on break and get your Dramatic … Continue reading
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The One With the Star of the Best Country-Western Orangutan Movie Ever Made
It takes a special kind of actor to star opposite an ape. It takes someone who is very secure, realizes they’ll be upstaged and knows if the thing tanks he can always make another Dirty Harry movie. But it didn’t … Continue reading
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The One Where Clint Eastwood Threatens Verne
See where T drew Clint with a shovel butt? For T’s sake, I Hope Clint didn’t.
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Lucky Punks
The Super Bowl Clint Eastwood Chrysler ad was fascinating for a couple of odd contradictory reasons. First, Chrysler wouldn’t exist without your and my tax dollars (and Fiat). And second, Eastwood, a republican, is almost the living personification of American … Continue reading
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Wanted: Personal Narrator
Wanted: Personal Narrator for light voicing of a modestly well-known raccoon’s innermost thoughts. Experience preferred. Must speak rodent, reptile and some human. Cats need not apply.
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Lost in Translation
I think, “uncorrected for mammalian bias,” means Verne’s IQ is higher than 147. You’d think I’d know since I wrote it. But you would be wrong. I am merely a passive vessel through which the muses speak. In other words… … Continue reading
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Get Up Offa DAT Thing!
Should be, “Get up offa DAT thing!” Everybody knows you can’t get up offa THAT thing. THAT thing has a stick up it.
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