This is confusing. Even to me and I wrote it. Well, I wrote the first draft in which the plane breaks up and Hammy grabs a bunch of party balloons (which is why it’s a Balloon Xpress plane) and floats safely to earth. T has once again chosen to rewrite (without consultation). Now apparently Hammy is without a parachute (or a balloonachute)and I have no idea what’s going to happen next.
If Hammy takes a dirt nap it’s not on me.
You can thank T.








Somewhere before the end of this adventure, I suspect there will be a shark, and Hammy will be jumping (or for a more original variation, he may jump Henry Winkler)
At first I thought there would be some sort of pun using the “anit” from “anti-” typo, or maybe it would be spelled “ain’t” at one point. (In the URL and the email link, the-anit-depressed-turtle/) Now I’m hoping that Hammy’s fall is the key to being freed from the “Spuddies” can. Then it’s just a matter of “Homeward Bound: Hammy’s Incredible (Inedible?) Journey.” (o.k. stopping now)
Don’t worry. You should know that in cartoon physics that the characters are all bouncy. So no matter what height Hammy drops from he’ll be safe.