Be Nice To Verne Day

Verne has had a rough life. Born and raised in a K-Mart pet section. Educated at St. Albans and Harvard. Those years teaching macrame to underprivileged rodents in Newark.  And now semi-retired in the suburbs living with a narcissistic raccoon and a reality challenged time-traveling squirrel.

Be nice to Verne today.  Tomorrow you can tape a “Mock Me” sign to his back.  Today, buy him a grande skinny latte and ask to see photos of the carefree and loving family that came with his wallet.

Verne deserves a day off from being Verne.

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