May 5, 2012 · 3:31 pm
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Monsters Ick

Monsters have a stressful life that can result in gastrointestinal distress.  For example, children’s toes are not easily digested.  They may look like sweet, fat little marshmallows, but in reality they go down like leaden hush puppies.

 

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3 Responses to Monsters Ick

  1. oneswellfoop
    May 5, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    I grew up shoving stuff under my bed believing that there’d be too little space for a monster of any size and my smelly shoes and discarded candy wrappers would make it too disgusted to stay.

  2. Rick
    May 5, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    When I was a kid, I always leaped into the bed from about two feet out, so that the monster underneath couldn’t snatch my ankles and pull me under. When getting out of bed, a similar spring to safety was made.

  3. Jan
    May 5, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    And how is it you know about kiddie toes??

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