Top 5 Things That Are Really Hard to Anthropomorphize

Today’s cartoon is a repeat from May 2010.  To make up for it I’ve spent three and a half minutes making another silly list.

Top 5 Things That Are Really Hard to Anthropomorphize:

5.  Dark Matter (too theoritical)

4.  Uvula (fun to say, not fun to see walk and talk and do the hokey-pokey)

3.  Greenland (Why?)

2.  Light (Is it a particle or a wave? Make up your mind).

1.  Mitt Romney (just impossible)

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2 responses to “Top 5 Things That Are Really Hard to Anthropomorphize

  1. Garfieldh2 Codename: Lasagna

    Actually, light is considered both a particle and a wave. Therefore, it oscillates itself. The other four, though, are pretty dead on.

  2. swordwhale

    Whatever you’re drinking, I’ll have some of that too.

    “That must be the Uvula…”
    “OOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh…then it’s a girl house”….
    Cool, I’ll be quoting Monster House all day.

    Mitt Romney….. BWAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!

    I once designed a cartoon animal for a local park display about dirt (Soil, It’s Not Just Dirt). Penn State or someone had done something like that, with a cute earthworm. First, I don’t think they’re cute. Second, you can’t anthropomorphize something with no arms… or legs, or head… or eyeballs. I settled on a salamander, which does have hands, and big cute eyes. Cute, but slimy. http://www.swordwhale.com/environmental-education.html

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