I apologize for today’s headline. Just trying to do a little SEO with a puerile hook.
If you’ve been hooked, welcome. We’ve got plenty more low-brow nonsense where this one came from.
If you feel baited and switched, no problem. We’ve always had a catch and release policy around here. Because everyone knows that if you want someone to come back to you…
You have to hook them with false pretensions, yank them gasping onto the shore, then rip them off the hook and throw them back, bleeding and weakened to be hooked by some other devious fisher-of-views.
Or something like that.