Elvis says, “Hi.” He’s doing just fine as a hallucinatory side-effect from a Twinkie overdose.
And he just looks great.
Four out of Five high fructose corn syrup addicts prefer the younger bloat-less Elvis over the Other Brand.
Since my life has left me
I’ve found a new place to dwell
You can find me rockin’ RJ’s head
At the Insulin Resistant Hotel