Elvis says, “Hi.” He’s doing just fine as a hallucinatory side-effect from a Twinkie overdose.
And he just looks great.
Four out of Five high fructose corn syrup addicts prefer the younger bloat-less Elvis over the Other Brand.
Since my life has left me
I’ve found a new place to dwell
You can find me rockin’ RJ’s head
At the Insulin Resistant Hotel
If you ever give up sugar this strip is dead.
You do know that, right?