July 21, 2012 · 11:23 am
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Top 5 Sources of Smug Superiority

 

5. Beet Juice

4. Recycling expelled CO2

3. Insect rescue volunteering

2. Free range hemp thongs

1. What Would Verne Do wrist bracelets

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2 Responses to Top 5 Sources of Smug Superiority

  1. Rick
    July 21, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    What is it with those wrist bracelets, anyway? They look like the rubber bands around broccoli, but aren’t even as functional as that. I saw some online that were selling for over $40 each! FORTY BUCKS, MAN!

    Remember when kids wore those braided wristband things? You could make a hundred of them from one spool of utility twine. I miss those.

  2. Craig L
    July 21, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    6. Having read the book the show’s based on and knowing your favorite character will NOT get killed off.

    7. Offshore accounts over $100,000,000.

    8. 13 varieties of heirloom tomatoes in your home garden ripening just in time for the family reunion.

    9. Wearing a t-shirt that only 32% of people will understand the real meaning of http://shirt.woot.com/offers/im-a-humanatarian

    10. Surviving the latest culling of the DesPlaines Picayune Intelligencer comics page and getting new placement between Dilbert and Mary Worth.

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