The One With the Rick James Version of the Bible

In the beginning Rick created the freaky and the funky.

And the funky was without form and void; and disco was upon the face of pop music . And the Spirit of Rick moved upon the face of the charts.

And Rick said, Let there be super freakiness: and there was super freakiness.*

And Rick saw the super freakiness, that it was good: and Rick divided the super freakiness from the super funkiness.

And Rick called the super freakiness super kinky and the super funkiness he called super nasty. And super kinky and super nasty were the first day.

In Funky Town.

*the kind you don’t take home to mother.

 

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