Top 5 Reasons Not to Eat Verne

5.  Does not stay crunchy in milk.

4.  Does not come with sprinkles.

3.  Contains absolutely no high-fructose corn syrup.

2.  Nacho cheese dust doesn’t wash off.

1.  Absolutely, 100%, guaranteed does NOT taste like chicken.

 

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