Common sense is a controlled substance? Controlled by whom? Or what? Wouldn’t you want as much common sense as possible? Can there be such a thing as too much common sense? Why am I asking these questions? Didn’t I write this in the first place? What was I thinking? Was I thinking? Am I able to think? What is the process by which I think? Does it involve controlled substances? Which controlled substances? Is it gin? How much gin? Too much gin? Too little gin? Just the right amount of gin? And one last question:…
Where can I buy a happy face tie?
The controlled substance is Kentucky bourbon; gin just makes you sweat..