It turns out a LOT of my regular readers live in mobile homes. Who knew? On to the list:
5. A mobile home once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
4. Addictive. You can’t explode just one.
3. That’s where the rednecks are.
2. Testing whether they really are MOBILE.
1. They’re in the way.
6. Who doesn’t prefer Easy Open Packaging?
7. They make such a cool noise when they peel apart.
8. “Tornado Alley” is misnamed. Tornados do not handle urban alleyways well.
9. More likely to find their favorite shows on the TVs inside.
10. Rich folk paid off the tornados to stay away from their McMansions.