Zombie lawyer, Denny Crane, Ex replacement ref mouse judge, demon defendant and a wacky squirrel bailiff equals one Captain Kangaroo Court.
What’s next? Mr. Moose and Bunny Rabbit as expert witnesses on the effect of gravity on ping-pong balls?
I’m working on it.
If you’re going to have a Captain Kangaroo Court, the judge needs a robe with bigger pockets. Also, a guest appearance by Tom Terrific (or at least Manfred the Wonder Dog) would be welcome… they haven’t had much to do lately. From there you can go on to the greatest 1950′s TV cartoon of all time (with the best name): Colonel Bleep. Comedy platinum.
Of course, if you wanted a more recent musical reference, you could’ve traded the Grateful Dead for the Dead Kennedys “Holiday in Canola Oil, where they dress in Yellow #5″…
One more thing: have you noticed what’s happening with the company the MAKES the Twinkies?
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-10-11/hostess-files-plan-for-reorganization-in-bankruptcy-court.html
The cakes may last forever, the baker maybe not.