5. If you keep making that face it will clone that way.
4. Flying convertible car bird beaks in your teeth.
3. Too many designer color choices for replacement organs.
2. Do I go to my mother-in-law’s 126nd birthday party or send my hologram?
1. Robot sex doll hacked with headache virus.
Hahahahaha
6. The 99% of the population too poor to have First World Problems anymore are quite annoying.