This is a video I did for my friend Jeff Barton who ran and lost for Hays County Judge here in Texas. It’s one of those things that seems like a great idea until you’re up at 3 in morning for days on end trying to get it done. I kid.
Sort of.
It’s very inside baseball. So here’s some backstory bullet points for those of you not fortunate enough to follow the internecine affairs of Hays Country politics
Jeff comes from a politically progressive family.
His dad is a former State Representative.
His mom is a Jungian psychologist.
His son just got back from a semester abroad in Argentina.
His daughter pole vaults.
During the campaign a smear was floated by the opposition that Jeff was estranged from his sister.
Jeff does not have a sister.
Jeff was fired as editor of the Baylor Lariat in 1980 when Playboy came to shoot nude photos of coeds.
Jeff isn’t a furry. But then again, how well do we really know our friends.
Jeff ran for Country Commissioner against the reincarnation of Edith Hamilton. Really.
Jeff was defeated this November along with every opposed Democrat (new or incumbent) in Hays County due to Republican straight party voting.
Jeff’s campaign slogan was: Building Bridges.
Jeff’s a great guy with a great family and I’m honored to be his friend.
And yes, I owe Jeff money.
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Feline Future News #2: Lebron James’ Neck Beard/Kanye West’s Twitter Feud
Behold FFN News #2. Produced by me and the fine folks at Ralph Smyth Entertainment. My role is mainly to stay out their way. Which I do quite well.
I think this episode is a big improvement over #1. The kittens were so much more cooperative this time. We gave in to their demands for private liter boxes and hemp yarn.
If you like it, please share. Far and wide.
But mostly wide.
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