Kicking Squid Butt

I think today’s title is funnier than today’s comic.

It happens.

Mary “Boom-Boom” Worth

Mary Worth vs. Joan Holloway?  Seriously?

Really not much of a contest.

One is more woman than any man can handle and the other is a fictional TV character.

 

Cartoonist School Confessions

I have no idea what I’m wearing in this.   Not sure why T dressed me up in shorts and what looks like an Old Navy shirt from 1997.  I do wear Chucks, but not high-tops.   I did wear red high-top Chucks 20 years ago.

Which might have been the last time T and I saw each other.

I’ll send him a recent photo.

Or not.

Perfectly Imperfect

This is a good, solid cartoon to end the year on.

Everyone be safe with all the amateurs out tonight. Remember, it’s not much of a happy new year without you in it.

Cheers!

Toxic Affection?

Is Hammy too sweet?  Hard for me to say.  I’m pretty much the last guy on earth to be writing a sweet, lovable character (the last guy being Stephan Pastis).  I like to think he’s more wacky, than sweet.  But who knows.  If your teeth are falling out drop me a line and  I’ll consider toning him down.  But probably not.   My sense is Hammy hugs are welcomed by most everyone, inside or outside their shells.

Even Verne.

Blood Sucking Parasites Need Absolution Too

I wonder if this would have been funnier if Verne were drawn all prune-y? Also, he should have a wide-eyed dizzy expression with his head lolled back like he’s about to pass out.

That is, if I were drawing it.

Of course, if I were drawing it, Verne would look like a deformed stick-figure tuber.