Live Free Or Cuddle

Teddy Bears are soldiers in a war against really short terrorists.  They deserve the thanks and support of a grateful nation of parents. A-men.

In other news: Hostess To Stop Making Twinkies!!

For those of you tweeting, commenting and e-mailing for RJ’s painful, gut shot response, remember the earliest we could comment in the strip would be in three weeks.  Also, we did a long story line on the same subject earlier this year, or maybe last year, or the year before.  I don’t know, they all run together.  Anyway, Twinkies is such a well known brand that I feel sure another snack cake company will pick it up.

For RJ’s sake, let’s all hope so.

The Top 5 Rules of Snack Club

1. There is no snack club.

2. Anyone who breaks the first rule is fed to a bear.

3. First Tuesday of every month: Bring Your Own Dip Night

4. Always snack responsibly: Never snack and skip-to-your loo

5. No shirt, no shoes, MO SNACKS!

 

 

The One With Pot Tarts®

Pot Tarts could be the perfect food — both creating AND feeding the munchies in one slim fruit filled heaven sent snack.

The more you eat, the MORE you eat.

 

Pot Tarts®  ©2012 Michael Fry, Patent Pending

 

Top 5 Reasons Not to Eat Verne

5.  Does not stay crunchy in milk.

4.  Does not come with sprinkles.

3.  Contains absolutely no high-fructose corn syrup.

2.  Nacho cheese dust doesn’t wash off.

1.  Absolutely, 100%, guaranteed does NOT taste like chicken.

 

Hold the Mold

Is mold really bad to eat? I get that it’s gross. But if you’ve got a spec of mold on a piece of bread and you eat it will you die?  Like my wife, my mom and every woman on Earth has always told me will happen.  Let’s go to the intertubes:

And the answer is:

No.  Well, no but, maybe. Well, no but, maybe if you’re allergic.  And then you could die.  Although there’s no reported case of anyone dying from bread mold.

I’m still alive so I’m going to choose to continue to do what I’ve always done which is not worry about it. At least until I fall over dead.

And then I’ll probably stop.

 

TP: Over? Under? Sideways?

Full disclosure. We’re an under household. Well, to be perfectly candid we’re a sideways-on-top-of -the-tank-until-my-wife-yells-at-me-to-replace-the-roll-household.

Oh. It’s just been pointed out to me that full disclosure and perfect candidness are not required as part of the Major League Cartoonist Bargaining Agreement between the Major League Cartoonist Association and Major League Cartooning.

Sorry.

Guess Who’s Coming for Dinner

 

Verne is a bottle blonde?  He’s got three hairs!

Who writes this stuff?

12 Days of Hedgemas: Five Svens That Cling

Funny comment over at comics.com/overthehedge by TheTrustedMechanic

Did you hear about the bear and the bunny that were “going” in the woods by each other?.
The bear turned to the bunny and asked, “Does p00p stick to your fur?”
The bunny thought for a minute and replied, “No……, no it doesn’t.”
So the bear wiped it’s butt with the bunny.

So, there you go.