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The Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die
Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die
4. Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet.
3. Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation.
2. Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in dirty underwear.
1. Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in dirty underwear while reading Garfield.
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