Spud of Evil

This isn’t exactly what I wrote, but it’s close:

Hammy stands about the same distance as he is tall from the chip.
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2 parts.  Top middle and bottom:
Top:  Hammy falls forward to eat the chip (mouth open)
Bottom:  Hammy hits the edge of the chip  which sends it flipping backward over. 
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Bottom:  Chip stays in foreground as Hammy starts rolls away down a hill screaming.

Chip:   Giggle. 
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Tiny SFX PANEL:  CRUNCH. OW!
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Same POV as third panel.  Chip still where it was.  RJ and Verne.  RJ holds his foot up, inspect it.  Hammy further away. bouncing in the distance,  screaming.  

RJ:  I just cut my foot on a chip

V:  They use way too many preservatives these days. 

Spud-Fu

Of all the instances depicting inanimate extruded potato crisps exhibiting martial arts skills in the comics, today’s cartoon…

…is certainly one of them.

Ham in a Can

This is shaping up to be a fun week (or two). T’s doing a great job. This might have something to do with the fact that there are hardly any words and he has a lot more room to draw.  Maybe.

But probably not.

 

Food at Play

Olympic Chip Diving Judges Scorecards:

9.7:  U.S. Judge

9.5:  Latvian Judge

9.3:  Chinese Judge

10.0:  Belize Judge

9.6:  Canadian Judge

8.3:  East German Judge

11.0:  Mole People from the Center of the Earth Judge