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Hammy Saves

Hammy is my hero and I shall not want. He maketh me stop and smell the Twinkies, he leadeth me to pick out squid shapes in the clouds. Yea, thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of  suburbia,  … Continue reading

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Kicking Squid Butt

I think today’s title is funnier than today’s comic. It happens.

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Mary “Boom-Boom” Worth

Mary Worth vs. Joan Holloway?  Seriously? Really not much of a contest. One is more woman than any man can handle and the other is a fictional TV character.  

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Cartoonist School Confessions

I have no idea what I’m wearing in this.   Not sure why T dressed me up in shorts and what looks like an Old Navy shirt from 1997.  I do wear Chucks, but not high-tops.   I did wear red high-top … Continue reading

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Deus Ex Cartoonist

Yeah, I know…  Deus Ex Cartoonist sort of means God out of the Cartoonist.  Which could be painful depending on what form God takes. Like, say, a burning bush.  

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How to Embrace Your Inner Squirrel

Step 1:  Locate your spleen (hint:  it’s not up your sleeve) Step 2:  Tickle your spleen (preferably with a feather, but a spatula works too). Step 3:  Giggle until the cow’s come home (usually by 9:30 unless it’s poker night). … Continue reading

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The One Where We Nuke the Fourth Wall

No, I never dropped acid.  Always wanted to try it, but it never quite worked out.  Now, the strongest drug I take is Pravastatin.  And it doesn’t make me larger or small or even ten feet tall. Just old.

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The One With Me Resting On My Laurels

Yeah, that’s pretty much me in my daily work position.  Except… I’m about 25 pounds thinner.  I have a beard.  I don’t wear a watch and I haven’t worn shorts that short since 1979. Oh, and I don’t rest on … Continue reading

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