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Top 5 Ways To Stay Off Secret Santa’s Naughty List
5. Bribe an elf.
4. Defect to the North Pole.
3. Start a Cold War. Threaten Santa with Mutual Assured Destruction.
2. Capture Santa. Trade him for the list and three spies to be named later.
1. Self-destruct in five seconds.
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