He Likes the Cookies

The comedic distance from set-up to punch line here is measured in light years.

Our 18 year (and counting) mission: To explore strange new story lines, to seek out obscure references and head scratching punch lines, to boldly go where no comic has gone before.

<cue rousing choral space theme>

Eleventy Jillion Is Officially A Lot

E-bay’s cut of Eleventy Jillion is a LOT too!

The Genetically Reengineered Hammy of the Future

FYI, we don’t color the daily version of Hedge. If we did we wouldn’t put black dialogue against a dark blue (on my laptop screen) background.

I promise. We wouldn’t.

Contrary to popular opinion we really do want you to be able to read the strip.

We really do.

I promise.

Rest In Pain

Is this is our Game of Thrones moment where we casually kill off the two main characters?

Maybe.

Probably not.

But you never know.

But you know.

Or do you?

<cue demonic snicker>

Zombie Breath

Do zombies brush their teeth? Do they need to? After all, they’re past the point of worrying about tooth decay. And besides, isn’t a minty-fresh zombie a contradiction in terms?

Welcome to my ADD addled brain at noon on Wednesday.  Watch your step. Wipe your feet and no, nobody here knows your name.

The First Sign of Spring

A mime is a not so terrible thing to waste.

The One Where We Draft Off Adventure Time

I’ve only seen Adventure Time on Cartoon Network a couple times, but it’s terrific.  It has a real Monty Python for kids (of all ages) feel.  It zigs when you think it’s going to zag.  It’s really hard these days to subvert viewers expectations and Adventure Time seems to do it with every episode.

Pet Names For Hammy (In Order of Absurdity)

I have no idea what endoskeletal goo-gurt is.  Sounds vaguely icky.  Probably doesn’t stay crunchy in milk either.

Bleah!

Possessed by BEES!

It’s always better without the explanation.

The Dimes They Are A Changing

We put our daughters through .000018th of college with the change from our couch.

It’s true.