12 Daze of Christmas: A Partridge Can Finally Flee!

Well…  that killed two weeks.

Over the Hedge:  Feeding the beast since 1995.

12 Daze of Hedgemas: 11 Snakes A-Griping

Top 5 Toughest Hammy Hugs:

5.  Snakes

4.  Fleas

3.  Amoebas

2.  Space-time

1.  Schrodinger’s cat

12 Daze of Hedgemas: 10 Boars A-Bleeping

We’re limping to the end here.

In retrospect we should have featured a different Partridge every day.  We’ve given Mr. Cassidy more attention then he’s had in years.

C-list celebrities* and fish tend to smell after three days.

(*I count myself as somewhere between N-list and Q-list).

12 Daze of Hedgemas: 9 Teddies Prancing

Actually, David Cassidy on Glee would be a terrific idea.   They could do a whole late 60′s/early 70′s musical revue:

“I Think I Love You”  (The Partridge Family)

“Day Dream Believer”  (The Monkees)

“Tra La La”  (The Banana Splits)

“Best Friend”  (The Courtship of Eddie’s Father)

“Suicide is Painless”  (MASH)

Jesus, I’m old.

12 Daze of Hedgemas: 8 Morays A-Kilting

Only four more days.

Promise.

12 Daze of Hedgemas: Six Geeks A-Gaming

Top Five Were-creatures You Never Heard Of:

5.  Were-squid

4.  Were-noceros

3.  Were-hopper

2.  Were-o-meba

1.  Were-wooki (turns nude during a full moon)

12 Days of Hedgemas: Five Svens That Cling

Funny comment over at comics.com/overthehedge by TheTrustedMechanic

Did you hear about the bear and the bunny that were “going” in the woods by each other?.
The bear turned to the bunny and asked, “Does p00p stick to your fur?”
The bunny thought for a minute and replied, “No……, no it doesn’t.”
So the bear wiped it’s butt with the bunny.

So, there you go.

12 Daze of Hedgemas: 4 Brawling Birds

It can’t be easy being an ex teen scream sensation from 40 years ago.  You can end up being a punch line in a modestly successful comic strip without your knowledge, permission or compensation.  Kinda sucks.

At least we spelled his name right.

I think.  Let me check.

Yeah, we spelled it right.

This time.

 

 

 

12 Daze of Hedgemas: Two Turtle ‘Luvs’

On second thought, I don’t think the word secretions and the word Christmas should ever be in the same strip.

Apologies.

12 Daze of Hedgemas: Free Bird In a Bare Tree

For those playing at home under the age of 40:

1.  David Cassidy was a teen scream singer in the early 70′s who stared as Keith Partridge in “The Partridge Family.”

2.  “Free Bird”  is a lengthy half ballad/half uptempo Southern rock anthem recorded by Lynyrd Skynyrd in 1973.

3.  During the 70′s it was popular during concerts by any performer or band from the Ramones to Barry Manilow to shout, “Free Bird” as a request.

4.  Comic strips that require extensive annotation such as this one are generally considered to be less than successful.