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The One With Only One Word of Dialogue
T gives me a lot of grief for being too wordy. But, I’ve actually written a lot of one or no word comics. On several occasions I’ve gone a whole week with no dialogue. Just to prove I could. You … Continue reading
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The One Where Verne Commits Suicide Very Slowly
According to RJ, we’re all killing ourselves. Some of us more quickly than others. Me? I’m presenting overdosing on chips and salsa. With a side of stress.
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The One With The Completely Innocent Drug Reference
Did you know a cigarette tree is a marijuana plant? I didn’t. No, really, I didn’t. I swear. Honest. I wouldn’t lie to you. Well, I might lie to you if I thought it would be funny. Okay, I lie … Continue reading
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Best Friends ForNever
Relax. RJ would never strangle Verne in his sleep. That would be ridiculous. What kind of dark, twisted soul do you think writes this thing? A lethal injection of Twinkie cream filling is much more humane. And much funnier.
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Death Gym 2000
Today’s cartoon is my modest suggestion for dealing with the child obesity epidemic.
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Interview With War Dog That Helped Take Down Osama
It came to light today that a dog accompanied the Navy Seals on the raid that killed Osama bin Laden. After an exhaustive search I have located Puddles the War Dog and he agreed to the following exclusive interview. Q: … Continue reading
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The Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die
Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die 4. Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet. 3. Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation. 2. Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet … Continue reading
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Hamexander the Great
Stuff that made me smile this morning: 1. Email spam from John Cleese promoting his one man show UK tour dates. He suggests I might want to make sure he’s still alive before buying tickets. 2. Reading that Steve Jobs’ … Continue reading
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How Steve Jobs Beat Cancer
A Death sock puppet is funny. I’m just saying.
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Top 5 Things Wrong With This Planet
5. Busted thermostat 4. Kinda salty 3. Highly flammable 2. Bad neighborhood (Drive-by asteroids) 1. Supplies are limited
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