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Shangri-oo-la-la!

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For Immediate Occupancy:  Spank your inner Lady Gaga with this stunning turreted Tudor and Beach themed hideaway with flaming moat/s’mores grill, worker’s quarters, master of her domain bedroom with spacious walk-in dungeon. Includes miles of hidden passageways for easy escapes and/or coordinated attacks on invading suburbanites.   Builder terms available.  Not a foreclosure.

Yet.

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The Pompitous of Hugs

Over the Hedge

Some people call him the space squirrel, yeah
Some call him the gangster of fur
Some people call him Elmore
Cause I speak of the pompitous of hugs

People talk about him, man
Say he’s too wacky, way too wacky
Well, don’t you worry man
Don’t worry
Cause he’s right here, right there, no, to YOUR right, right here at home

Cause he’s a hugger
And a smiler
And a lover
Not a sinner
He once tried to hug the sun.

He’s a joker
Not a smoker
He doesn’t own a Super Soker
He sure don’t want to hurt no one

Cause he’s a hugger
And a smiler
And a lover
Not a sinner
He’ll even hug your sister the nun.

He’s a joker
Not a smoker
He once hugged Al Roker
C’mon and try it cause it’s fun.
Wooo Wooooo

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