Sad Ice Cream

Apologies for the super late post.  Drove 13 hours from Austin to St. Louis on way to a wedding tomorrow in Chicago.  I intended to stop and post, but there’s really not a lot of Starbuck’s hot spots in eastern Oklahoma or southern Missouri.  Seriously.  Like, none.

Anyway, today’s cartoon made me laugh.

I hope it made you laugh too.

 

 

Love, Prey, Eat

I’ve done this gag about 14 different ways and it never gets old.

Nature isn’t sentimental. You leave your socks on the coffee table just once and you’re served sautéed with some fava beans and nice Chianti.

Fup-pup-pup-pup-pup!

Hammy Tip #324: How To Eat Spaghetti

Another repurposed Committed cartoon. Nice work by T.

He hates the Q-tip/noodle through the head gag.  We’ve done it to death over the years.  And  yet I keep reviving it.

Hand me the paddles!  Set it to 200!  CLEAR!  KA-CHUNK!

Squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak…

It’s BAAAAACK!

RJ’s Top Five Favorite Foods

5.  Twinkies.

4.  Twinkies dipped in maraschino cherry juice

3.  Twinkies dipped in maraschino cherry juice and covered with Karo syrup.

2.  Twinkies dipped in maraschino cherry juice, covered with Karo syrup and sprinkled with Super Sugar Crisps dust.

1.  Insulin.*

*Lil’ Jack’s Snack Insulin.  Extreme snack?  Pack only Lil Jack’s.  Now in the 3 liter convenience jug.**

**For use only  in the Lil’ Jack’s heavy duty “whisper quiet” insulin pump.