Just what the world needs… an influx of short, highly skilled workers competing for sparse global toy building jobs. When the elves find their path to prosperity blocked by anti-immigrant fever they’re sure to grow embittered and enraged and will almost certainly lash out in the only way they know how: shin kicking.
You won’t know where. You won’t know when. Then…just when you least expect it…. WHAM! You’ll get shin kicked.
You’ll look down, but the shin kicker will be gone, having disappeared into the mist.
Don’t laugh. Laugh and shin-kickers win. This is a war. A war on shin-kicking. Stay alert. Keep your head on a swivel.
Stay twitchy my friends.