Top 5 Rejected Baby Foods

5. Banana and Eggplant

4. Mango and Braunschweiger

3. Kiwi and Beets

2. Oysters and Haggis

1. Peyote and Peas

 

We Are Fa-mi-ly!

We are family
I got all my peeps with me
We are family
Get up ev’rybody and HUG!

Ev’ryone can see we’re the same
As you sit there and stare
(GLARE) you glare at a squirrel of some fame
In you underwear
(YOU!) You wonder how we can be all close
Yes, you scratchin’ your fanny.
It cause we always be huggin’ it out
Like a squirrel named Hammy.

We are family
I got all my peeps with me
We are family
Get up ev’rybody and HUG!

Mom Eats Baby!

Mom’s don’t really eat babies.  I mean, hardly ever.   That would just be gross.  And highly illegal.

Besides, they taste like chalk.

With a hint of oregano.

Hide and Hide

When my girls were little we played a game called Hide and Hide.   They’d go hide while I counted to 100.   Slowly.  In my head.  While watching golf.   It bought me about ten minutes of solitude.  

Once.  

Side note:   T did a nice job with the victorious shadow in the last panel.