In case you were wondering, yes, that’s the Official Sock Flag of Over the Hedge. Sock flag etiquette dictates that you must do a silly dance whenever it passes by. Any silly dance will do, though I prefer to Hokey-Pokey…
…in tube socks.
For those of you living in northern climes (or foreign climes), the bite of a sartorially enraged fire ant is nothing to sneeze at. It ?!@#^!! hurts! And then it itches like hell and then it gets all pustular and then it erupts (after you scratch it, because it still ?!@$$!! itches like hell) and then as you can see below YOU’RE SCARED FOR LIFE!
On second thought, that tiny scar might have been from when I accidentally jabbed myself with a pencil after a particularly angry Angry Birds session.
The title of this post is something called a lie. I completely made it up. Never happened. Almost certainly never will happen. It’s just simple crazy nonsense.
So, let’s see how long it takes for Lady Gaga to be seen wearing tube socks. I’m thinking a week. Maybe two.
I bet you didn’t know I control the world.