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Top Five Reasons You Don’t Want to Play Chess with Izzy
5. If she captures you she makes you do the Humpty Dance. 4. Her pawns mock you with, “Red Rover, Red Rover, send Loser right over.” 3. She gets glitter all over the board. 2 Her knights aren’t board-broken. 1. … Continue reading
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Dance, Squirrel Monkey, Dance
Some nice work by T on this one. The last two panels are just swell. We are amused. We are very amused. (note: I’m having to download each strip off gocomics.com and you’ll notice the Sunday now comes with … Continue reading
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Top Five Reasons Tattoos Are a Bad Idea
Top Five Reasons Tattoos Are a Bad Idea 5. A flaming vampire hamster on your back does not distract from your acne scars. 4. “Bob Forever” is very difficult to change into “Bogoslav Forever” 3. That Chinese character on your … Continue reading
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Plot Threads R Us
Some wag over at comics.com said that Discarded Plot Threads box should be a lot bigger. Actually, the box opens into a secret underground storage facility the size of Manhattan. An army of of blind, hairless mice catalog tens of … Continue reading
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Top Five Things You Should Never Wear Under a Utilikilt
Top Five Things You Should Never Wear Under a Utilikilt 5. He-Man Briefs (Size: Husky). 4. The Bat Thong. 3. Depends. 2. A Full Moon. 1. Delusions of Grandeur.
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The Tramps in Apartment 3G
Top Five Trampy Things the Girls in Apartment 3G Do: 5. Use each other’s lip glossed lips as a mirror. 4. Carry hand stamps with their phone numbers on it. 3. Fake tattoo eyebrows 2. Wear pajama jeans with crocs … Continue reading
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Fire Ant Moulin Rouge
Verne’s shell was supposed to be converted into a fire ant Moulin Rogue. With a sign that says, you know: Moulin Rogue. I guess T thought it would be obvious? I’ve got to get ahead and get us back to … Continue reading
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Queen Up on Aisle 32
Yeah, I used the title pun as a gag in yesterday’s blog post. And I think it’s a joke in one of this week’s cartoons. But I’ve improved it. Really. 32 is much funnier than 9. And I have proof. … Continue reading
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Deep in the Flesh of Texas
The ants that bite are red and bright Chomp-Chomp-Chomp-Chomp Deep in the flesh of Texas The prairie mounds – are wide and high Chomp-Chomp-Chomp-Chomp Deep in the flesh of Texas. Rick Perry shoots – and hits his boot Chomp-Chomp-Chomp-Chomp! Deep … Continue reading →
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