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The One With the Tiny Elephant
Sometimes our comic makes sense. And sometimes it takes a u-turn loop-da-loop to WTF-town. Clearly I was drinking when I wrote this. The elephant is cute though.
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Chain Saw Diplomacy
Chain saw wielding fire ants led by a drag queen. Over the Hedge: Writing ourselves out on the slimmest thread of a limb since 1995
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Lady Za Za
El Rancho Camelot is the place to be. Suburban livin’ is the life for me. Minivans spreadin’ out so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that TV Guide. New York is where I’d thought I’d stay. But I’m … Continue reading
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For She’s a Jolly Good Fire Ant Drag Queen…
I’ve actually been to Bentonville and met with WalMart excutives about RingTales back when we were first getting started. We were trying to get our animations on their in store TV network. We didn’t succeed, but it was worth going … Continue reading
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Top 5 Reasons Walmart Never Has Enough Checkout Aisles Open
5. Checker shortage due to alien abductions of low-skilled labor to work in their unobtanium mines. 4. If no one had to wait, no one would ever buy the five pound bags of Skittles that line the checkout aisles. 3. … Continue reading
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The One Where Middle-Unibrow Hipster Fire Ants Invade Wal-Mart
Mea culpa. Mea culpa. Mea idiot. The link is wrong and I, once again, forgot about the Frieda link-back thing. I will post something momentarily. Sheesh.
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Fire Ants With Chainsaws
Fire ants. Wal-Mart. Drag Queen. Chainsaws. Todd, the nonjudgmental greeter. What could possibly go wrong?
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Queen Izzy, Long May She Flame
For all the victimization, Verne can be a cruel little turtle. Queen up on Aisle 9!
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Don’t Be a Drag, Just Be a Drag Queen Fire Ant
I’m pretty sure Izzy is the world’s first drag queen fire ant in the history of the comics. It’ll be a sign of the times whether this is met with a collective yawn or indignant howls from the NAHO (National … Continue reading
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Attack of the Fashionistas
For those of you living in northern climes (or foreign climes), the bite of a sartorially enraged fire ant is nothing to sneeze at. It ?!@#^!! hurts! And then it itches like hell and then it gets all pustular and … Continue reading →
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