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The One Where RJ Eats Verne’s Head

Does anyone actually eat beets?  Have you ever heard anyone say, “Hmm…  I could really use a beet right now.”?  Neither have I. I have eaten beets — when I forced to as a kid.  They’re pretty disgusting.  Sort of … Continue reading

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The Vanishing Suburban Silos of Snack

Apologies for the late post today.  Lots going on today to distract me from appointed blogging rounds. Also apologies for Hammy’s line, “…before it can breed.”  Hammy can’t know about breeding.  He’s too innocent.  I sacrificed character for a gag.   … Continue reading

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“I’m Dead.” – Elvis

I’ve got a t-shirt from years ago with the title of today’s blog entry on it.   For those of you born after 1980…  After Elvis died in 1977, and for years afterward, there was a near constant stream of Elvis … Continue reading

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Raccoon: It’s What’s for Dinner

What’s interesting about this one is that it’s one of the rare Hedge’s where Verne gets one over on RJ.  Sometimes I heap so much abuse on poor Vernre that even I have to give him a break. But just … Continue reading

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The One with Moby the Catfish

There’s a fine line between courage and stupidity.  Noodling sits right on that line and dangles its toes in the water, daring some monster cat to chomp ‘em off.   I would run naked through Times Square at noon before I … Continue reading

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Die Fishing with RJ

Are you a fish?  Depressed?  Lonely?  No where to turn? Are you sick and tired of being caught only to be released seconds later? Then you’re more than ready to try Basshole’s exciting new painless lure:  THE KEVORKIAN! Just slip … Continue reading

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With Friends Like RJ Who Needs Vampires?

Rest assured this is not going to be an entire week of Verne abuse.  A turtle can only take so much before he snaps and explodes like a watermelon going through a wood chipper.*  Stay tooned. *Kids, do not try … Continue reading

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Verne’s Shell Was Made For Walkin’

I like this cartoon a lot.  Simple, to the point and everyone in character.  And pretty funny. Can I quit now while I’m ahead? Didn’t think so.

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