Beet Juice at Dawn

 

Never fear.  Verne will be fine.  He bathes in bleach regularly due to his ongoing mold and mildew issues and drinks beet juice every morning to aid his daily constitutional.

This has been your Over the Hedge TMI bulletin of the week.

That is all.

News Flash: RJ Rinses Plate

 

 

Raccoons have been observed seemingly washing their paws and food.

 

But in reality, they’re just instinctively wetting their sensitive paws to make them more tactile.

Which isn’t very funny.  So, I choose to ignore it.

Over the Hedge:  Putting funny before facts since 1995

 

The One That Ends With an Ominous Musical Sting

I think this is Mr. Mold Guy’s second appearance in Hedge after many appearances in Committed.  We’ve never actually depicted Mr. Mold Guy.  I imagine he might look like this guy:

Not too scary.

 

Sad Ice Cream

Apologies for the super late post.  Drove 13 hours from Austin to St. Louis on way to a wedding tomorrow in Chicago.  I intended to stop and post, but there’s really not a lot of Starbuck’s hot spots in eastern Oklahoma or southern Missouri.  Seriously.  Like, none.

Anyway, today’s cartoon made me laugh.

I hope it made you laugh too.

 

 

What’s On Your Permanent Record?

Top 5 Things  On Your Permanent Record

5.  All that time you wasted doing that thing you wouldn’t want your mother to see.

4.  That F you got in Texas Civics in college because you slept through the final.

3.  Crying during Grey’s Anatomy.

2.  Wishing everyone who’s more successful than you would instantly drop dead of scurvy.

1.  Eating a half gallon of Bluebell MOOlineal Crunch just because.