Never fear. Verne will be fine. He bathes in bleach regularly due to his ongoing mold and mildew issues and drinks beet juice every morning to aid his daily constitutional.
This has been your Over the Hedge TMI bulletin of the week.
That is all.
Apologies for the super late post. Drove 13 hours from Austin to St. Louis on way to a wedding tomorrow in Chicago. I intended to stop and post, but there’s really not a lot of Starbuck’s hot spots in eastern Oklahoma or southern Missouri. Seriously. Like, none.
Anyway, today’s cartoon made me laugh.
I hope it made you laugh too.
Top 5 Things On Your Permanent Record
5. All that time you wasted doing that thing you wouldn’t want your mother to see.
4. That F you got in Texas Civics in college because you slept through the final.
3. Crying during Grey’s Anatomy.
2. Wishing everyone who’s more successful than you would instantly drop dead of scurvy.
1. Eating a half gallon of Bluebell MOOlineal Crunch just because.