Top 5 Reasons Brittany From Glee Would Make a Great President

5.   She doesn’t just think she can dance.  She can dance.

4.  Cheerleader look secretly popular in countries that hate us for our freedoms.

3.  Supports marriage for all gay sharks (dolphins).

2.  Can’t wait to say, “Ich bin ein eyeliner.”

1.  Completely harmless.