The Duck Stops Here

I’ve seen Duck Dynasty a couple times. It’s fun. Though it’s just a bunch of really smart, rich (and getting richer) good old boys playing along with the left and right coast’s southern hick stereotype.

Watch the swamp rats in the ZZ Top beards as they peer dumbfounded into the lens of fly-ver America’s inability to comprehend that a person can be smart, funny, wealthy and southern all at the same time.

The boys aren’t laughing with you. They’re laughing at you.

All the way to the bank.

They Got the Beet

Apologies. Puns are stupid, dumb, did I say stupid, the lowest form of wordplay, a sign of cartoonist desperation and the apocalypse.

But I’m beeting a dead horse.

Michael Bay’s Next Film

The Itsy Bitsy spider suffers from OCD…

Obsessive Climbing Disorder.

While Michael Bay suffers from a different form of OCD…

Obsessive Crap Disorder.

Cats in the Dishwasher

Q: How do you tune bag pipes?

A: With earplugs.

 

Squeegiggle McGee on Triangle

No, Hammy will not be changing his name to Squeegiggle McGee. He will, however, continue to thrash a mean electric triangle.

Wearing oven mitts of course.

And properly grounded.

Shameless Self Promotion

It is pretty good. Neil “the real” Gaiman liked it:  ”Funny and sweet with a steely centre.”

You might like it too!

Available at fine bookstores everywhere and on Amazon online.

Light’s Up!

Walk-off cartoon.

Eleventy Jillion Is Officially A Lot

E-bay’s cut of Eleventy Jillion is a LOT too!

RJ Has a Tell

I love Hammy’s expression in the first panel. It’s perfect. I’m pretty sure it’s a cut and past rubber stamp of a previously drawn image with the same expression.  Which is fine. Why should T redraw once it’s perfect?

…the lazy cartoonist rationalized to his partner, the other lazy cartoonist.

Glorious Eternal Sponge Vessel

I’m quite impressed with my mangled English iPad ad. I spent an arduous ten minutes coming up with it. It’s not easy to so clearly opaque.

Mom is so proud.