A lot of people in New Jersey and New York could probably use a Hammy hug today. Good thing they’re transferable.
Pass it on.
A lot of people in New Jersey and New York could probably use a Hammy hug today. Good thing they’re transferable.
Pass it on.
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No, “too-planned parenthood” is not some veiled comment on Planned Parenthood.
Unless you want it to be. In which case, go ahead and ascribe whatever political motives you like.
Those of you who see subliminal subversion where it isn’t know you were going to do that anyway.
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Hammy is my hero and I shall not want.
He maketh me stop and smell the Twinkies, he leadeth me to pick out squid shapes in the clouds.
Yea, thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of suburbia, I will fear no angst, for Hammy art with me, thy thumbs and thy fuzzy milk duds they comfort me.
Hammy preparest a feast of Macaroni and Cheese dust in the presence of mine critics, thou filllest my head with silliness; my smile runneth wide.
Surely a toasty-cozy warm buzz will follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the hug of Hammy for ever.
And ever.
Amen.
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Step 1: Locate your spleen (hint: it’s not up your sleeve)
Step 2: Tickle your spleen (preferably with a feather, but a spatula works too).
Step 3: Giggle until the cow’s come home (usually by 9:30 unless it’s poker night).
Step 4: Repeat.
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My own theory for the disappearance of the dinosaurs is chronic lack of affection. Dinosaurs are reptiles and reptile parents do not hug their children. Would you? Of course not. They’re scaly and moldy and they linger inappropriately.
Over millions of years this lack of basic warmth caused their hearts to grow icy and spiky. When the mammals showed up with their excellent grasp of self regulating temperature control and cute, HUG-ABLE, furry bodies, the dinosaurs couldn’t take it. Mammal envy caused their frozen hearts to crack resulting in the first successful species to die off of – wait for it….
…a broken heart.
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5. Bad nut
4. Bad beet
3. Expired candy corn
4. Wasabi Cherrios
1. Hug withdrawl*
*17 minutes since last hug
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Merry (Squid Free) Christmas!
Oh, wait. Hammy has something for everyone too…
INCOMING AIR HUG!
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