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Hammy Hugs Self, Lingers

I don’t have anything to add to this. So I won’t.

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Hammy Saves

Hammy is my hero and I shall not want. He maketh me stop and smell the Twinkies, he leadeth me to pick out squid shapes in the clouds. Yea, thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of  suburbia,  … Continue reading

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Hammy Pays For Attention

Gently used dogeared copy of Huckleberry Finn:  $4.98 Slightly fuzzy Milk Dud:  $.02 Mac-n-Cheese Dust:  Market Prices Hammy Hug:  Priceless  

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How to Embrace Your Inner Squirrel

Step 1:  Locate your spleen (hint:  it’s not up your sleeve) Step 2:  Tickle your spleen (preferably with a feather, but a spatula works too). Step 3:  Giggle until the cow’s come home (usually by 9:30 unless it’s poker night). … Continue reading

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RJ Explains What Happened to the Dinosaurs

My own theory for the disappearance of the dinosaurs is chronic lack of affection.  Dinosaurs are reptiles and reptile parents do not hug their children.  Would you?  Of course not.  They’re scaly and moldy and they linger inappropriately. Over millions … Continue reading

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Top 5 Reasons Hammy Has a Tummy Ache

5.  Bad nut 4.  Bad beet 3.  Expired candy corn 4.  Wasabi Cherrios 1.  Hug withdrawl* *17 minutes since last hug

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Hugopalooza

Have you hugged your inner squirrel today?

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Have You Hugged an Alien Today?

I doubt aliens smell like cherry Starbursts.   Mostly because of the pine tree deodorizer hanging from their rear-view mirror. How do I know these things? I could tell you but then I’d have to flash you.  I mean, with my … Continue reading

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Hug-o-Death

I don’t remember writing Verne whacking the tail at the end.  But it’s a nice touch from T.    

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Bach Choral for Organ and Squirrel

Today’s cartoon kicked up some more discussion dust over at comics.com over the term “idiot savant.”  Apparently, the terminology has changed to “autistic savant.”   I did not know that.   As anyone who takes more than a passing interest in Hedge … Continue reading

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