Pants Optional

I asked my wife if we could put in a stripper pole in our bedroom.   She liked the idea, but made it clear she wasn’t picking up any clothes I took off.

<cue rim shot>.

Top 5 Similarities Between Verne and Hugh Hefner

5.  Both are kinda scaly.

4.  Both go commando under their shell/robe

3   Both think Playboy After Hours was the height of hep kat culture.

2.  They both look amazing in heels.

1.  One is a wizened old reptile desperately clinging to youth culture and the other is a turtle.