Inside Hammy’s Brain

Hammy is the only creature on earth who uses 99.999999% of his brain.

He’s efficient like that.

Wood Ticks Are Punny

For someone who really hates puns I sure use them it a lot. I’m not sure what that means. Probably something to do with running out of ideas.

Punning on-running on empty
Punning on-running blind
Punning on-running into the sun
But I’m punning behind

Hug, Hug Me Do

No, “too-planned parenthood” is not some veiled comment on Planned Parenthood.

Unless you want it to be.  In which case, go ahead and ascribe whatever political motives you like.

Those of you who see subliminal subversion where it isn’t know you were going to do that anyway.

Iron Butterfly

Wings of steel.  Head of Tin. Thorax of iron.  Abdomen of Lead.

Buns of Butter.

12 Daze of Hedgemas: 11 Snakes A-Griping

Top 5 Toughest Hammy Hugs:

5.  Snakes

4.  Fleas

3.  Amoebas

2.  Space-time

1.  Schrodinger’s cat

A Holiday Hug For Hammy

This is a rare cartoon where Verne delivers the punchline.

It’s the holidays.  Verne deserves a break.

But after the New Year it’s back to business as usual.

Over the Hedge:  Abusing Verne since 1995.

Hugopalooza

Have you hugged your inner squirrel today?

We Are Fa-mi-ly!

We are family
I got all my peeps with me
We are family
Get up ev’rybody and HUG!

Ev’ryone can see we’re the same
As you sit there and stare
(GLARE) you glare at a squirrel of some fame
In you underwear
(YOU!) You wonder how we can be all close
Yes, you scratchin’ your fanny.
It cause we always be huggin’ it out
Like a squirrel named Hammy.

We are family
I got all my peeps with me
We are family
Get up ev’rybody and HUG!

Hate Hugger

Hammy hugs (even air hugs) can cure psoriasis, cooties and hate.

Look it up.

 

Lemon Finger Puppet Theater

A lot of hugging going on in Over the Hedge.  I must be getting old and sentimental.

Reminder:  I’m live tweeting the Over the Hedge movie tonight on ABC.  9 EST/PST, 8 CST.  Twitter handle: _MichaelFry

I’ll be answering your questions and commenting on how the movie would have been so much worse if they’d only listened to me.