Top 5 Things Don Draper Would Do That Keith Richards Would Never Do

5.  Brush his teeth with vodka while smoking.

4.  Drive drunk wearing no seat belt while eating prime rib off the chest of a stewardess.

3.  Let his kids play “Air Lock” with clear plastic dry-cleaner bags.

2.  Pitch gin flavored candy cigarettes to children.

1.  Hope he dies before he gets old.

A Black Hole of Thankfulness

Aren’t we all  thankful for Keith Richards.  He’s like a solitary lighthouse on the rocky coast of life warning, “Turn back!  You will not survive.  I barely did. “