Squeegiggle McGee on Triangle

No, Hammy will not be changing his name to Squeegiggle McGee. He will, however, continue to thrash a mean electric triangle.

Wearing oven mitts of course.

And properly grounded.

Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Hammuary!

I really like this one. I thought it was repeat at first.  I’m not sure what that means. That I assume I was funnier in the past? Or that I forget I can still be funny in the present?  Or that I’m simply losing my mind?

I’m going to go with the later. It’s less self-congratulator-ily creepy.

It’s the End of the World and Verne Knows It

For some the glass is half full, for others the glass is half empty, for Verne the glass has a .00374% chance of being dropped, then shattering, with a large jagged shard bouncing up and embedding itself in his eye.

Verne: Always looking on the fright side of life.

It’s a VAD, VAD, VAD, VAD World

No good deed goes unpunished.

Or if you’re Verne… un-pummeled, un-crushed or un-FWOOMPed!

Raining Squeaky Death

This turned out okay, but it wasn’t exactly what I was going for.  Should be pushed more in panel 2. POV from above. HUGE snow bomb, suspended by dozens of balloons casting a HUGE shadow down on puny, helpless Hammy.

Mo’ menace = Mo’ better.

Snow Wars: The Rodent Menace

I guarantee George Lucas will have absolutely nothing to do with this storyline.

Guarantee.

Squirrels and Squids and Spleens, Oh My

I’m not in a rut. I’m in a groove. A squid and spleen lubricated groove.

But first, coming up next week a slight diversion for some local Hedge fallout from the Twinkapocalypse.

Stay tooned.

The One Where We Misquote Emily Dickinson

It’s supposed to be:

Because I could not wait for Death
He kindly STOPPED for me.

My bad. We do have an editor. But this is one of my favorite poems by one of my favorite poets and I should just know better.

It was a good cartoon too.

Annoying Without a License

I like that Larry’s wallet is bigger than his head.

 

Stink or Treat

Verne suffers from a rare from of reptile eczema caused by an under secretion of his natural body slime.

It’s not his fault.

He’s just written this way.