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Top 5 Reasons the Future Will be Brighter

5.  Polished stainless steel pants.

4.  Mirrored lip gloss

3.  Intestinal glow worms

2.  Everyone gets their own spot light.

1.  Sun will explode.

 

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The Tramps in Apartment 3G

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Top  Five Trampy Things the Girls in Apartment 3G Do:

5.  Use each other’s lip glossed lips as a mirror.

4.  Carry hand stamps with their phone numbers on it.

3.  Fake tattoo eyebrows

2.  Wear pajama jeans with crocs after Labor Day

1.  Sleep with Rex Morgan MD*

*(all of them).

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