5. Polished stainless steel pants.
4. Mirrored lip gloss
3. Intestinal glow worms
2. Everyone gets their own spot light.
Top Five Trampy Things the Girls in Apartment 3G Do:
5. Use each other’s lip glossed lips as a mirror.
4. Carry hand stamps with their phone numbers on it.
3. Fake tattoo eyebrows
2. Wear pajama jeans with crocs after Labor Day
1. Sleep with Rex Morgan MD*
*(all of them).
New York Times bestselling author of "Coraline" and Newbery Award Winner for "The Graveyard Book"
(Now Available in book stores everywhere)
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