5. Brush his teeth with vodka while smoking.
4. Drive drunk wearing no seat belt while eating prime rib off the chest of a stewardess.
3. Let his kids play “Air Lock” with clear plastic dry-cleaner bags.
2. Pitch gin flavored candy cigarettes to children.
1. Hope he dies before he gets old.
Mary “Boom-Boom” Worth
Mary Worth vs. Joan Holloway? Seriously?
Really not much of a contest.
One is more woman than any man can handle and the other is a fictional TV character.
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